OC incorrect quotes pt one

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Angelica: I had to pick up Archie early. Levi: That’s alright. Have they been sick? Angelica: No, not sick, they’re just very upset because they’ve had a hard day. Levi: Wait, why did they have a hard day? Angelica: They took their two pet snails to school with them today, and they had the snails in their book bag. They let out the snails by the sink in the back of the classroom for some exercise, and Nathaniel, who was visiting the class that day, thought they were snails that had come inside from the playground, so they threw Archie’s snails out the window. Levi: Oh my god. Angelica: I know you are laughing, Levi, but please act sad about it when we get home today. Levi: I’ll try but that is hilarious. Angelica: Yeah, I know. Stupid pet snails. Angelica: I’m trying not to let Archie see me laugh. __ Nathaniel: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl. Elias: Okay. Nathaniel: And m@k3 0ut during the scary parts. Elias: Th- Elias: The scary parts. Elias: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl. __ Angelica: Go and tell Nathaniel why you insisted on putting a normal-sized carrot in a bag of baby carrots. Levi: Angelica: Do it, tell them what you told me earlier. Levi, stuttering: I-it's because... th-they need adult supervision... Nathaniel: __ Tsuki: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind. Levi: Thank god. __ Levi: Compliment me. Tsuki: You have eyes. Levi: Yeah, that works. __ Tsuki: When Levi was born, the gods said, "They're too perfect for this world." Angelica: Please. When they were born, the devil said, "Oh, competition." __ Archie: It's called cauliflower, not ghost broccoli. Levi, eyes wide: I know what I saw. __ Levi: We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Archie will and will not eat. Nathaniel: Grass? Yes! Levi: Moss? Yes!! Nathaniel: Leaves? Ohh, yes! Levi: Shoelaces? Strange but true! Nathaniel: Worms? Sometimes! Levi: Rocks? Usually nah. Nathaniel: Twigs? Usually! Levi: Elias's cooking? Inconclusive! Angelica: How did you… test this? Levi: You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it. Angelica: ... I don’t know how to feel about this. Elias: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT? __ Nathaniel: I don’t want to talk about it. Tsuki: Good, I don’t wanna hear about it. __ Elias: I’d kill someone if you asked me to. Tsuki: I’m pretty sure you’d kill someone even if I didn’t ask you to. __ Elias: Time sensitive question how flirt boy. Archie: Throw rocks at he. Tsuki: Hot Dogs. Angelica: Kill him. Elias: Thanks guys. __ Tsuki, rushing into the room: It’s terrible, just terrible! I am so upset! Levi: Tsuki, honey, sit down! Sweetheart, tell us all about it. Archie, would you get Tsuki some water? Archie: What are they gonna do with water? Has water ever made you feel better when you were upset? Have you ever heard anyone say, “Thank God, the water’s here!”? __ Tsuki: Archie is late again. Angelica: How did this happen? I called them at 8 o’clock this morning and pretended it was 11. Nathaniel: I printed up a fake schedule for them saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon. Levi: I set their clock to say PM when it’s really AM. Tsuki: Oh boy. We may have overdone it. *Archie bursts through the door* Archie: WHAT TIME IS IT? __ Tsuki: Hello all, it is I, your favorite person. Nathaniel: Actually, Archie is my favourite. Tsuki: Okay then, it is I, that **** __ Tsuki, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child. Nathaniel, entering the room with a small cut on their ankle: Who the **** ___ Nathaniel: I’m not mad, I just need to know why you two had a fake ID. Levi: *Incoherent mumbling* Nathaniel: Huh? Tsuki: …You need to be 18 to hold the puppies at PetCo. __ Archie: Think you can answer some questions without the usual level of sarcasm? Tsuki: If you can ask the questions without the usual level of stupid. __ Levi: I’ve organized your messages into three categories. Levi: “From Tsuki” Levi: “D3 Thr3” Levi: and “D3 Thr3 From Tsuki” __ Tsuki: I’ve never been in a snowball fight before. I don’t know the rules. Elias: What? Tsuki: Is there a point system, or is it to the death? __ Levi: I left instructions for everyone while I'm gone. Tsuki: Mine just says "Tsuki no." Levi: I want you to apply it to every possible situation. __ Angelica: Hey! Tsuki: What do you want? Angelica: Remember what we were talking about yesterday? Tsuki: Nope. __ *the Squad at Disneyland, in the teacups* Elias, Nathaniel, and Levi: *spinning a little and talking* Tsuki, Angelica, and Archie: *flying past them, spinning as fast as they can, screaming* __ Levi: Elias, I’m afraid. Elias: Just stay close to Tsuki. Levi: That's why I’m afraid. __ Elias: Oh no! I’m doomed! Levi: Seriously? All you have to do is not insult Tsuki at their own memorial service. Elias: Exactly! It’s impossible!