My friends incorrect quotes pt one

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Navy: *Takes a sip of milk and gags* Navy: Oh my god, is this expired? Navy: *Takes another sip of milk* __ Aurora: Would I rather be feared or loved? Easy. Both. I want people to fear how much they love me. __ Gal: Hazel, I want Navy gone ASAP! Hazel: If you say so… wait, shouldn’t we get someone to help us? Gal: The only person that could help us is Ivy and I don’t really trust them… *Looks over to Ivy* Ivy: If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* If you’re gonna hide a body, clap your hands! *clap clap* __ Nathalia, to Hazel and Eve: *holding kn!f3 out in front of them* Are you or are you not an enemy of the people?! Hazel: ... Eve: ... Hazel: That is such an open-ended question. Eve: Yeah, it really depends on a lot of different factors- __ Eve: Hello friends! The Squad: Eve: You might be wondering why I’m taped to the ceiling __ Hazel: So when are we gonna tell them? Skye: Just give them a minute. Hazel: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.* __ Ivy: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM?! HE COULD HAVE HAD HOPES AND DREAMS, HE COULD HAVE HAD A FAMILY!!! Skye: Ivy- Skye: It- it was just an ant- __ Shade: A banker? Me? Gal: Yes, Shade. Shade: But I don’t know anything about running a bank! Gal: Good. No preconceived ideas. Shade: I’ve robbed banks! Gal: Capital! Just reverse your thinking. The money should be on the inside. __ Gal, in a horrible German accent: Bill Nye is on break, I'm Bill Nein. Aurora: Can I go to the bathroom? Gal, in the same horrible German accent: Nein! __ Skye: One time I went to hand Nathalia a bowl of soup. I wanted to say “Careful, it’s hot!”, and “Here’s your soup!”, so instead I blurted out “Careful it’s soup.” __ Hazel: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Navy: I wish for good grades. Skye: Nerd. Navy: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Skye. :) Hazel: Navy… __ Nathalia: Why would you do that? Navy: Because I feel guilty. Skye: Guilt is a trick emotion. It’s put there by your parents to stop you from doing things that feel good. __ Nathalia: Being half asleep and feeling someone gently plant a ks on your forehead is one of the purest kinds of l0v3 in the world. Kirito: Unless you're home alone. __ Gal: Can you come out? Skye: Yeah gimme a minute… Skye: Gal, I’m g@y. Gal: I know that. Come out to the car. Skye: Okay. Skye: Car, I’m g. __ Nathalia: *dangling from a rope over a pit of fire* Remember when I said I’d tell you when we’re in too deep? Gal: Yes? Nathalia: We’re in too deep. __ Hazel: Honestly, I am so evil. So full of darkness. I feed of the souls of the living I strike fear into- Gal: You sleep with a teddybear. Hazel: He’s my sECOND IN COMMAND IN MY ARMY OF DARKNESS! __ Shade: You’re jealous. Navy: Jealous? Shade: That’s why you were being so negative about this. Navy: That’s absurd. I’m always negative. __ Shade: Aurora, you can do anything! Aurora: Anything? Shade: Anything! Aurora, holding a torch: ANYTHING?!?! Shade: Wait, not that! __ Navy: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning! Skye: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless. __ Eve: I would say I outdid myself, but I’m always this good, so I simply did myself. __ Ivy: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Shade and Aurora's convo? Nathalia: Me. I'm in the laundry basket. Hazel: I'm in the washing machine. Skye: I'm in the closet. Nathalia: We accept you Skye. Skye: No I'm literally in the closet. Nathalia: Love is love. __ *the squad is at a dinner party but someone has been mvde3r3d* Ivy: You’re acting pretty carefree for someone who’s life’s at stake. Who’s to say you aren’t the k!ll3r? Hazel: It’s a mvd3r3r not a tax audit. I’ll be fine. Gal: What about Skye? Nobody ever suspects Skye! Skye: Well what about Nathalia? They have a gvn! Nathalia: Ivy has a kn!f3. Ivy: Yeah, for fun, not for mvrd3r! *st Gal in the arm* __ Shade: Where the devil is Aurora? Eve: Well, it is raining outside... Maybe they melted? Navy: Shall I look outside for a pointy hat? __ Ivy: *Talking to Hazel* Oh, hi. I didn't see you there. Welcome to my abode. I'm glad you could join me. Navy: But this is my abode. Ivy: ... Ivy: Welcome to my abode, I'm so happy to have you, guest. __ Aurora: Italics. Ivy: Yeah, Italians. __ Gal, gently nudging Ivy aside with their foot: Ivy, move out of the way so I don’t trip on you. Ivy, their eyes enormous: You kick Ivy? You kick their body like the football? Oh! Oh! Jail for Gal! Jail for Gal for one thousand years! __ Aurora: We all have our d3m0ns. Navy, grabbing Skye: This one’s mine!