My friends incorrect quotes pt two

Instructions

Eve: Now, Skye, all of us are doing this because we care about you, okay? Hazel: Except for me. I just wanted to see the look on your face. __ Skye: What’s your favorite color? Zaria: Stop asking stupid questions. Ask me something logical and mature. Skye: How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of sulfuric acid at STP? Zaria: My favorite color is pink. __ Shade: I know we’re not exactly friends, but- Ivy: What do you want? Shade: I've been stuck with Zaria for 2 weeks and they've been drinking all the soy sauce. Shade: Help. __ Kirito: I assume you realize that this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in this house. Hazel: Is there any kind of idiocy you would be more comfortable with? __ Aurora: *watching the squad's shenanigans with concern* Do you feel like this has gotten out of hand? Eve: I don't know. Feels normal enough for a group that's on 911's blocked callers list. __ Kirito: Onion rings are vegetable donuts. Nathalia, used to Kirito being dumb: Sure... Kirito: Your stomach thinks all potatoes are mashed. Nathalia: Okay? Kirito: Lasagna is spaghetti flavored cake. Nathalia: Kirito: Lobsters are mermaid scorpio- Nathalia: Jesus, that one is a little- Shade, interested: No, no, Kirito, keep going __ Zaria: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died. Zaria: I will not yield. __ Gal: You're violent. Navy: Yeah but I'm also short and that's adorable. __ Eve: COMPANY IS COMING! I WANT THIS PLACE LOOKING LIKE DISNEY ON ICE IN ONE MINUTE! Eve: SHADE IF YOU HAVEN'T MADE YOUR BED THROW IT AWAY IT'S TOO LATE TO MAKE IT NOW! Eve: GET RID OF THE COUCHES, WE CAN'T LET PEOPLE KNOW WE S I T ! __ Nathalia: I’m not being weird. Am I being weird? Navy: Yes, and that’s coming from me. __ Navy: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without? Hazel: Zaria, probably. __ Gal: Please could you go to the shop and get a carton of milk, if they have avacodos get six. Navy, coming back from the store with six cartons of milk: They had avocados! __ Zaria: You know, people treat me like a god. Eve: How? Zaria: They ignore my existence unless they need something. __ Ivy: If I were a drink, I'd be Cherry Vanilla Coke. If you were a drink, what would you be? Kirito: Bleach. Nathalia: Sewage. Ivy: ...Please calm down, edgelords. __ Navy: Nathalia, we tried things your way. Nathalia: No, we didn't. Navy: I did it in my head and it didn't work. __ Gal: Oooh, a train! Aurora: We’re in a train station, Gal. __ Skye: If I may interject... Shade: Oh, awesome, Skye was eavesdropping. __ Navy: She's the girl of my dreams! Skye: You say every girl is the girl of your dreams. Navy: I have a lot of dreams. __ Zaria: You really believe in Aurora? Nathalia: Luckily, they believe in themselves enough for the both of us. __ Kirito: Some people are like slinkies. Zaria: What? Kirito: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Zaria: Zaria: Please don't push Nathalia down the stairs. Kirito, pushing Nathalia down the stairs: Too late.