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Characters: MOM, DAD, DAUGHTER DAUGHTER: Mom, why don't I look like you and dad? MOM: I cheated on your dad DAUGHTER: I'm not surprised. You have done it with Uncle Roger DAD: I couldn't care less. I had an affair with Aunt Rebecca DAD: Also, my foot feels weird. Oh wait, that's because a stalker is eating my toes.
