Yep The trio *in the chip aisle at Walmart doing a late-night grocery run* Annabeth: *minding her own business looking for tortilla chips* Annabeth: *finds tortilla chips* Leo, to Kathey: see, she knows what she’s here for, she knows what she’s doing, be more like her. Make a decision, Kathey! Leo: *turns on the kitchen light* Annabeth: *sitting at the table, eating bread* Leo: it’s four in the morning Annabeth: turn the light back off Isa: i have a new hoodie Kathey: wrong Kathey: WE have a new hoodie Kathey: Here you go, Leo, a nice hot cup of coffee! Leo: it’s cold Kathey: a nice cup of coffee Leo: it’s horrible! Kathey: cup of coffee Leo: i’m not sure if this even IS coffee Kathey: C U P Leo: i am the most responsible person in the group Annabeth: …you just set the kitchen on fire Leo: yes, and i take full responsibility for that. Annabeth: Kathey, Leo, i love y’all, but can i ask what on earth you’re doing? Kathey, trying to stabilize a tower of folding chairs that Leo is sitting atop: oh, nothing much Leo: i love you too :) Kathey: i will send my army to attack! Kathey: *releases a dumpster of raccoons* Annabeth: is… is that meant to be on fire? Leo: no… not really Annabeth: are you going to do something about it? Leo: hm… nah Kathey: the waiter at Olive Garden as been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have d!ed. Kathey: I WILL NOT YIELD Annabeth: everything’s fine, Leo. Leo: Annabeth, i know your relationship with the english language is strictly casual, but you- I- *deep inhale* ALLOW ME TO TELL YOU WHAT’S NOT FINE. Leo: Guys, where did Kathey go? Annabeth: she got arrested Leo: how the heck- Kathey: *bursts through the window* the cops are after me, i thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people. Leo: all the sudden i got a random burst of energy, and i think it’s my body’s last hurrah before it completely shuts down. Leo: pros and cons of dating me Leo: pros. You’ll be the cute one. Leo: cons. Holy cow, where do i begin- Annabeth: truth or dare? Leo: truth Annabeth: how many hours have you slept this week? Leo: Leo: dare Annabeth: go to sleep Leo: I don’t like this game *at the police station* Annabeth: hi, i’m here for Leo Police: who’s Leo? Annabeth: ah, you must be new Leo: *watching his house burn down* Leo: Leo: *starts filming* waddup guys, welcome to my vlog. Todays topic: how to get away with accidentally committing arson because you forgot Spaghetti O’s cans are metal and thus non-microwaveable! Step one: deny everything. Kathey: hey, Annabeth, have you ever thought about having children? Annabeth: … Annabeth: does looking over you and the others not seem like i already do? Because i promise you, it sure feels like it. Kathey: but we’re not childr- Annabeth, already distracted: LEO, PUT THE FIRE DOWN Kathey: i dare you- Annabeth: Leo is not allowed to accept dares anymore Kathey: why not? Leo: “i have no regard for my personal safety”, as some would say. Leo, making coffee: this is going to fix everything Kathey, cowering in fear: what do you want from me?! Annabeth, standing in front of Kathey: *bites into the whole KitKat bar like a heathen* Kathey, crying: please…stop… Leo: make no mistake. Not only am i party rocking, but i am also in the house tonight, Kathey: but are you shuffling? Leo: everyday. Annabeth: what language are you two speaking?? Annabeth: i personally don’t think it’s possible to come up with a crazier plan. Leo: we could attack them with hummus. Annabeth: i stand corrected Leo: just keeping things in perspective Annabeth, laying in bed: get out of my room Leo, standing just outside the door frame: i’m not in your room Kathey: can we go to a haunted house? Leo: what’s wrong with the one we live in? Kathey: wh-what? Leo: goodnight Kathey Leo: you’re my best friend, i would do anything for you Annabeth: i want you to eat 3 meals a day and have a decent sleep schedule Leo: absolutely not Leo: yes, i’m adopting Kathey and you cowards can’t tell me no! Annabeth: did you ever have like a pet run away and find it or anything? Leo: i had a lizard that i burnt Leo: last night i found out that Annabeth is a sleep talker Kathey: oh really? Leo: “the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.” Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am. Kathey: i made this friendship bracelet for you Leo: you know, i’m not really a jewelry person Kathey: you don’t have to wear… Leo: no, i’m gonna wear it forever. Back off. Annabeth: so what’s the plan? Kathey: I don’t know. You’re smart, *points at Leo* he’s mean, come up with something. Leo: i lost Kathey Annabeth: how did you LOSE Kathey?! Leo: to be fair, she is very small. Kathey: shut up, you’re messing with my train of thought! Leo: i thought you didn’t have a brain, and now you say you have thoughts?
Leo: we can bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4000 degrees for 1 minute Annabeth: no, that’s not how you make cookies Isa: FLOOR IT! Leo: how about 4000000 degrees for 1 second?!? Annabeth: yOU’RE GONNA BURN THE HOUSE DOWN- Leo: I’M GONNA HARNESS THE POWER OF THE SUN TO MAKE COOKIES Kathey: DO IT!!!!!!! Annabeth: NO- Leo: knock, knock Kathey: who’s there? Leo: boo! Kathey: boo who? Leo: why are you crying Kathey: i’m not crying? Leo: hi notcrying, i’m Leo Annabeth: sometimes i drink milk straight out of the container Kathey: the cow??? Annabeth: what? Leo: Kathey, W H Y? Leo: what are your goals? Kathey: to pet all the dogs Leo: no, fitness goals Kathey: to be able to run fast enough to pet all the dogs Annabeth: where are you going? Leo: to get ice cream or commit a felony, i’ll decide on the way there. Leo: whaddya call a fish with no eye? Annabeth, not looking up: Myxine Circifrons Leo: Leo: fsh Leo, talking to Kathey on the phone: did you preheat the oven like i told you to? Kathey: you bet! Leo: at what temperature? Kathey: 535 Leo: that’s the clock Kathey: Leo: Kathey: 536 Leo: if there’s going to be a big dramatic scene, wait until i get back Annabeth: of course. i can’t flip this table by myself *the squad trying to con some guy* Annabeth: um, Leo, why are you pretending i’m this guy’s family? Leo: we need money! Annabeth: you’re scamming him? Leo: i was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him? Annabeth: what?! No way! Leo: why not? We already stole Kathey! Kathey: hey guys Annabeth: no, we didn’t. Kathey can think and talk for herself, she can do whatever she wants! Kathey: i wanna steal Leo: who thinks i can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Annabeth: you’re a hazard to society Kathey: and a coward. DO TWENTY Annabeth: and remember, if i get harsh with you it’s only because you’re doing it all wrong. Leo: i hate you sometimes Annabeth: well, according to this picture Kathey drew of us holding hands, that’s not true Leo: Annabeth, you drew that Annabeth: it doesnt matter *out grocery shopping* Leo: *takes a free sample twice* Leo: robbery and fraud. I am a rebel Kathey, watching power lines fall down: Annabeth, Leo! The town is exploding and it’s very pretty! Annabeth: *makes Leo a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Leo: *sips tea* Annabeth: Leo: *finishes tea* Annabeth: didnt it taste bad? Leo: yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so i drank it all Annabeth, tearing up: oh, okay Kathey, reading a recipe: beat three eggs? Leo: it means like, in hand-to-hand combat Kathey: ohhhhh- Annabeth: both of you get out of this kitchen Leo: can i have some water? Kathey: *starts chugging her water bottle* Kathey: *chokes from drinking too fast* Kathey: *spills water all over herself* Kathey, coughing: I don’t have any water Kathey: five little monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and… Leo: was diagnosed with mesothelioma Kathey: Mamma called the doctor and the doctor said… Annabeth: you might be entitled to financial compensation if he or a loved one dies. Leo: we all have our demons Leo, grabbing Kathey: this one’s mine Leo: name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait. Kathey: you and me! Leo, tearing up: ok Kathey: yum, thanks! Kidnapper: *puts more tape over her mouth* i said stop eating it Kathey: Leo is the bravest person i know. He can go into Spirit Halloween without crying Leo: i love you Annabeth, not paying attention: what was that? Leo: i said i’m selling you to the zOo- Annabeth: while i’m gone, you’re in charge Kathey. Kathey: yes! Annabeth, whispering to Leo: you’re secretly in charge, but I don’t want her to feel bad Leo: obviously
