SING THE LYRICS OR ELSE Lyrics: *flute noise* Oompa Loompa Doompetdy Doo I've got a tragic tale for you! Oompa Loompa doompety dee If you are wise you'll listen to me! Dear Loompa Land is both Luscious and green But not conducive to growing the bean My job was guarding what little we got You came along and pinched the lot! Why didn't you say something? Well perhaps I drifted off. Oompa Loompa doompety Day When I awoke they sent me away I'm disgraced, cast out in the cold Till I've paid my friends back a thousand fold! A thousand fold?! You gotta be kidding me! I repeat A thousand fold!
The tragic tale is that u didn't follow me *says in a small child's voice* HAI PWEASE DON'T SCWOLL DOWN TANK YOU! *SAYS IN A DEEP VOICE* YOU'VE JUST BEEN OOMPA LOOMPA'D