This is the third Portal song sang by GLaDOS. It is official, and is written by the same writer for Still Alive and Want you Gone. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Lyrics: Funny Story I forgot how much of a big fat mess you are. I've been busy doing science It's been tons of fun so far. Everything clean, nothing on fire, all by myself. Finally... Things change when they don't replace your core. It feels so strange not to hate you anymore. But you wouldn't know. Would you? I was saying this to Batman. Oh, he was here the other day. Maybe you know him. He's a big deal, but I don't think of him that way. He's just a friend. Someone I trust. Someone who won't kill me. I'm fine. Just in case you think i'm not. I am. This time I'm better with the friends I've got. But you wouldn't know, would you? I don't mean for this to sting. I forgive you everything, (you monster) I can guess the reasons why You are never coming buy for me.... I should go. There's something happening that will make you wish you'd stayed. There's a party with a real cake. Yes, it's real. A cake I made. Talking and fun. Testing and fun. All of this fun, Without you. Too bad, you let it get so out of hand, how much we had. Finally I understand. But you wouldn't know, would you? You wouldn't know. Would you? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Jonathan Coulton, writer of the songs. And Valve.
