character questionnaire - keychain

Instructions

q. Hello there! a. AAA hi q. What's your name? a. Keychain q. What's the latest you've stayed up? a. The entire night q. What do you want to do with your life? a. I want to get to know lots of people and live a perfectly normal life q. Do you have any secrets? a. YES q. Milk or Cereal first? a. Ew what no, just cereal q. Is there something you're ashamed of? a. being as jumpy as I am q. Most annoying you've ever been? a. When Milk jumpscared me and then I was right next to him for the rest of the day sobbing in his ear. q. What would you name your kids, if you had any? (works for pets too idk) a. TUTTLE. q. Let's say you got arrested (falsely or not, you decide). What would you do? a. I would probably cry and then call Milk for bail money q. You're handed a toy lightsaber. What do you do? a. I hit Candy with it [she freaks me out]. q. What's the stupidest thing you've ever eaten? a. A paperclip q. What's your sense of humor like? a. Deadpan/dry humor + situational. q. What's the ideal tactic for world domination? a. Get Necklace to do it, I'm not really interested. q. What's one really dumb fear/pet peeve that you have? a. Slow walkers. GOTTA GO FAST--- q. Worst assignment someone could ever give you? a. Kill Milk. ;-; q. What haunts your nightmares? a. Candy. q. Cats or dogs? a. Cats, obviously :] q. Favorite insult to use? a. I don't really like insulting people, but if I had to choose, it'd be "child." q. Croissants or bagels? a. Croissant q. Favorite weapon? a. Pew pew stick q. What's one word that, if said, grabs your attention immediately? a. Sock q. Who do you want to be remembered as? a. Keychain, who else?... Yeah that was a terrible joke, but I mean, I can't see myself doing anything to change the world so-- q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. How jumpy I am ;-; q. Do you have any bad habits? a. Pulling on my chain, I'm probably gonna end up accidentally ripping it out one day. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. A murderer :] q. Do you have any nicknames? a. ...Co-host. q. Let's say you're in a police lineup with others who look similar to you (same eye/hair/skin color, for example). How would the police tell you apart? a. ...Didn't I already have this question...? q. Do you have any bad habits? a. I had this question already, too. q. Who would you really, really not want to be remembered as? a. And this one. q. Do you have any nicknames? a. AND THIS ONE. :| q. You get a possible spam call. What do you do with it? a. I ignore it after getting startled. q. How do you want to die? a. Quickly or painlessly. q. Would you consider yourself bad or good? a. Good...? q. Do others consider you bad or good? a. Good I hope. q. What would you do if you got abducted by aliens? a. I would try to phone Milk. q. What would you say if you were stabbed with a sword? a. Oh look, I've been impaaaAAAAAAAA- q. If given a golden opportunity to say a quote but the people around you might not get the joke, would you? a. Most definitely. q. Fight, Flight or Freeze? a. Freeze q. If you had to learn a new language, what would it be? a. ASL q. Favorite number? a. 1894 q. Are you good at secretkeeping? a. I think so...? q. What out-of-character thing could you say or do that would make people think you were possessed by aliens? a. Lets go on a murder spree :D q. If you had a codename, what would it be? a. Uhh, Teal Puffball...? q. Favorite aesthetic? a. Sleepycore <3 q. Least favorite aesthetic? a. Demoncore/devilcore. q. What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? a. Uhh, how am I supposed to know, I'm made of faux fur