These are band-inspired "incorrect quotes!" There are 20. They are called incorrect quotes because they weren't actually said, but they fit the person. Honestly, I just like to imagine different instrumentalists in this. This is part 1, but I'm bound to make more. :P
Each / stands for times involved. Here is the list of "participants" (lol): Flute 1 - / Flute 2 - / Clarinet 1 - / Clarinet 2 - /// Bass Clarinet - / Alto Sax 1 - // Alto Sax 2 - // Tenor Sax - // Bari Sax - /// Oboe - / Bassoon - /// Horn 1 - / Horn 2 - / Trumpet 1 - //// Trumpet 2 - / Trumpet 3 - / Trombone 1 - // Trombone 2 - / Baritone - // Tuba - // Percussion 1 - //// Percussion 2 - // Keyboard - /// Drum Set - / Drum Major - /// PLEASE tell me if you have suggestions of more people to add. I am considering a Baritone 2 and Director option. :)