This is my submission, voiced by Bucc-ee Lyrics: *Cough a few times.* Hey Sam, I heard you got the security gig. Good for you. *Sigh.* Anyway, the company wanted me to tell you how to operate your new office. The little lever thing on the wall to your right, that controls the gate. It's for anything that might roam around the place, like rats, mice or... intruders. There should also be a security monitor on your desk, it's for working those security cameras and remote repairs. Oh yeah, one other thing. The ventilation duct above your head? Don't let it get clogged up, it can pretty hot in that place, and the boss doesn't want to spend his precious money on stupid repairs that happened because of some idiot who didn't listen. Don't worry, I'm sure you heard everything I said. Well, good luck and have a good night, Sam.
