I still walking in Diagon alley... BORING! Then this rando guy comes right at with a lamborghini that has free wifi wherever you go, a tv and a trampoline park and was like "yo, want this a lamborghini that has free wifi wherever you go, a tv and a trampoline park for 1 euros or 1 american dollars, 1 Candian dollars, 2 australian dollars?". Wait what? A lamborghini that has free wifi wherever you go, a tv and a trampoline park for 1 dollars? That is like so EXPENSIVE! "ARE YOU TRYING TO SELL ME A COOL LAMBORGHINI FOR 1 DOLLOR?! THAT IS LIKE THE MOST EXPENSIVE CAR BARGIN EVER!" I said, "I'M OUT OF HERE!" So I darted of to a wand store so I could get my AMAZING wand. While some payed that guy one dollar and got that lamborghini At the shop there was this man and he said "hello welcome to this shp I was forced to open. I didn't make these wands they were made in China apparently. What can I get you?" "a wand" I said. "Nice choice" the person giving me a wand, "don't need to test it, just give me the money and GET OUT OF HERE" "ok" I said giving him money, "bye, I guess" And I went out of that shop to go back home all alone where kidnapers could kidnap me. Yay
Cool lamborghinis for 1 dollar I really need to post chapters more often
