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For years, I had been telling everyone that bunnies would take over the world. They made fun of me, but look who’s laughing now... It all started the day I saw a small rabbit appear in my backyard. As soon as our eyes met, it bolted away. The next day, the same thing happened, however there was two rabbits in the place of the one. I always found bunnies oddly suspicious, and as soon as one of them stood on their hind legs, I knew something was up. I rushed to tell my wife, however she just looked at me like I had just told her I was going to mars. "He's just standing up. Why are you going crazy over it? All rabbits do that." she told me. crazy, no, I'm not crazy. I knew something was happening. And I was going to get to the bottom of it. I walked back over to the bunnies again, and found 4 in the place of the two. My eyes met thier's once more, and they scattered. I saw they left something in the grass, so I rushed out to grab it. It was a strange device, about the size of my palm, and had a camera and buttons on it. Were they spying on me? I went up to my wife and showed her this odd contraption, but she just laughed. "Honey, you're seriously trying to tell me that rabbits made this?" She gasped through giggles. "What, are you gonna tell me that they're controlling the government next?" "well, yes, actually. Precisely." I muttered sheepishly. Her smile dropped slightly. "James, you've got to be kidding me, right?" As i shook my head, her face turned to a stony expression. "you're kidding, right?" She repeated, more strenly. As I shook my head once more, she sighed and rubbed her forehead, holding her hand out with the device to give it back to me. "Wow... can you remind me why I married you, again?" I shrugged, taking the object. "I married you because you're smart, and had a good head on your shoulders. I do believe you're loosing braincells with old age." I paused, "But we're not old-" I started, but was interrupted by my wife again. "I was kidding, honey. I'm going to go and meet up with deborah. Maybe by the time I get back you would have knocked some sense into yourself." she laughed a little and slipped on some shoes and a jacket. "Alright, see you later." I fiddled with the contraption in my hand and walked towards the glass door. I was too interested in the device to get my eyes off it. I played with it all day and through the night as well. I refused to do anything until i figured out what it was used for. I found it was a recording device, recording my voice, my face, and everything. On the side, it had a text that read: "property of the BGA". And after doing heaps of research on the dark web, I found It was the Bunny Government Agency. Hallelujah. I'm not crazy. I knew it. I stayed up all night, and the next day, as I was sitting at the dining table trying to take it apart, I noticed there were 4 bunnies on the windowsill. I scowled at them, furrowing my eyebrows. "What do you want?" I asked them, not expecting an answer. "You." One of them replied, in perfect english. My jaw dropped practically to the floor as they tried breaking into the window. I jumped to my feet, took the device with me, and bolted away. As i tried opening the front door, there was 5 bunnies waiting for me. They tackled me to the floor and managed to knock me out. Next thing I knew, I awoke in a dark interrogation room, tied to a chair. A tall hare stood there, staring at me. He looked tough, scar-ridden and muscular. "Name?" He asked in a deep, manly voice. "James Johnson...?" I replied, terrified. "Job?" "Lawyer." The hare nodded and scanned my ID that it stole from my wallet in my back pocket. He then left without saying a word. A couple minutes later, the president appeared, looking rather upset. "M-Mr president!" I stuttered, horrified. The president shot me a dirty look, and ripped off his face, which was just a mask, and appeared to be a rabbit. "You know too much..." It scowled. "way too much... We cannot have you roaming the earth with this knowledge. especially not a lawyer with a lot of power in one's words." He grabbed a carrot and took off the top to reveal it was a pocket knife. I gasped with fear and lashed around trying to break free. As he did his job, I used my last breath to curse the rabbits and one day, one day the rest of the world will know everything I do. her Dharr Mann Fam! I hope you love that message, please like and subscribe. Remember, We're not just telling stories, we're changing lives.