~as soon as blastoff, spaceship crashes~ *All climb out of spaceship* Emily and Leah- BRODY!!!!! Brody- Uhm… Heh. Sorry. I think the, uh… air… is different from at home… i think uh… that affected my brain… By the way, this kinda looks like a fish the way it crashed. *kicks broken spaceship* See? Emily and Leah- *Looks around, ignore Brody.* Hmm. Emily- *tap chin.* This planets pretty small so it must be Pluto. Did you know a day on Pluto is actually 153 hours? Crazy, right? I’d be soooo tired… Leah- Uh…Maybe I need to study this stuff. *Stare at audience with wide eyes.* Leah- Hmm. *Looks around, gasp.* Look sis, look down! Emily-What is it? *Look down.* Emily-Oh cool, Earth’s under us. Brody- So, earth ISN’T flat! *Both ignore Brody* Leah- Do you know what this means? Emily-No, what does it mean? Leah- JUMP!! YAYAYA *breaks into music* DIS IS GONNA BE DA BEST DAY OF ME LIFEEEEEE MY LIiIiIiIFE OOH OOH OO- Emily- *cuts into song impatiently* But what if we’re not on our side of the earth? Or what if we DIE? Leah- We’ll rent a car… we can totally drive one! I can make a fake license… Or take an airplane home! And if we die we’ll have a funeral. -Chuckle- Emily- A funeral. IN SPACE? Leah- Then we’ll be Pluto ghosts. Yeah! Awesome! Brody- Wow, that’d be cool. Emily- *Sigh.* For one thing that isn’t awesome or cool. That’s creepy, scary, weird and awful. *count with fingers.* Brody and Leah- *shrug at each other.* Emily- But ok. All- *Grab animals and jump!* -land in beds, aka blankets we laid on the ground with pillows- Emily- Yay we’re on our side of the earth! Leah- Yay! We’re alive AND in bed! Brody- Awww, I wanted to be Pluto ghosts. Leah- *Sighs* Me too, kid. Me too… Emily- Ahh, it’s so good to be back! Leah- Home sweet home! Emily- Alright. Bedtime. *Put animals down.* Leah- *Put animals down, yawns.* Leah- *a few seconds later, mumbling* Ok, but i’m still wondering… is it funner or more fun? Emily- LEAH! Leah- ALRIGHT, fine… I guess i’ll just figure it out by myself. After all i’m the smartiest. Emily- *gets up out of bed and walks to Leah’s. Leans down and yells in her ear* IT’S JUST SMARTEST! WHERE DID THE I COME FROM?! *goes back to her bed* I give up on you. You’re just simply the impossiblest. Leah- *sits up and grins* The most impossible, Em. You should’ve known that. Emily- *Chuckles* Mumble I know. *All is silent* Brody- I think I left my dog Mr. Jingles on Saturn… *Emily and Leah shoot up in their beds, looking horrified.* Brody- *Laughs towards the audience and produces a brown dog from under his blanket. Addresses the dog.* I got them good, didn’t I Mr. Jingles?
