Joke’s 1.Q. Why are mountains so good at hide-and-seek? A. Because they always peak 2.Q. What did the nail say to the other nail? A. You nailed it 3.Q. Why do ducks have tail feathers? A. To cover their butt quacks lol 4.Q. Why do seagulls fly over the sea and not the bay? A. Cuz then they’d be bagels. hehe 5.Q. What did the horse say after it tripped? A. Help! I’ve tripped and i can’t giddyup! 6.Q. What do you call a well balanced horse? A. Stable. 7.Q. What do you call an angry carrot? A. A steamed veggie. 8.Q. Where do polar bears keep their money? A. In a snowbank 9.Q. How do you make an egg roll? A. You push it! 9.Q. What would bears be without bees? A. Ears. 10.Q. What do you call a mountain of cats? A. A meow-tain. 11.Q. What did the triangle say to the circle? A. “You’re pointless!” 12.Time flies like an arrow… Fruit flies like a banana. 13.I ordered a chicken and an egg… I’ll let you know what comes first. 14.RIP boiling water… You will be mist. 15.Q. what did the donut say to the buyer? A. DONUT EAT ME 16.Q. Why is nine scared of seven? A. Cause seven eight nine.
@Kokokittenbrooke for helping me make up the jokes
