This is a multi series project about other soccer teams. I will not be using peoples real names (obv) so yay this is basically me complaining about some atrocious things that happened during soccer games. Lets begin!(This is meant in a kinda jokey way so if ur on these teams I'm mad at u but whatever the past is the past [for now ehehehe] ) We'll call this team the uh mean evil rats team yes yes. So anyways on Friday we played the mean evil rat team, and they are known to be really mean, our team has gotten into a couple of feuds with them before but this! This was the actual worst team we've ever played. First half, everything was fine everybody was chill, the half ended 1-1. Then second half starts and they get into our box at one point and my fellow center back was fighting (legally at this point) for the ball, she gets it and kicks it out.(yay) Then the girl she was fighting with turns around AND SWINGS AT HER!!! Like actually WHAT THE FLIPPITY FLAPJACK?!?!?!?!?! Um K yea ok. K is not not gonna just let this girl punch her so she grabs her and pulls her hair and shoves her to the ground (so epiccc wow) and the mean evil rat teams parents (who r actually the WORST) start to roar at K(who've they've had probs with before). And then the games FIRST yellow card was given to both players (obv) (Yes, there were multiple yellow cards) And I got mad and utilized the banned finger on the other teams parents (with both fingers ;)) (utilized the banned finger count:1) and I also yelled at the other teams coach bc the ref had given us the kick bc the other girl has started it and this idiot of a human was flabbergasted bc his precious players could do NO WRONG (wrong there buddy) CONTINUED BELOW
And uh I said "YOUR PLAYER SWUNG AT HER!!!"(With some choice words) so yea. But the chaos does not end! So like after that the other team's goalie has to stop the game FOR FOREVER so she could complain about the way the foul had turned out. I was getting continuously ragey and soon after that I did a foul and got a yellow card. But the thing is that this would of just been a kick if the game hadn't been so "hot" like the ref describes it as. And also around this time I off the other teams parents utilized the banned finger a second time. But anyways I got the yellow card and then just start uncontrollably crying bc I felt bad cuz I had utilized the banned finger on people 4 times and I could not get a hold on myself. So I had to get taken off. And apparently during this time the other teams parents and the players had been making fun of me! Yay. I don't really remember what happened after that but a few more cards were thrown out and yea. Eventually the game chilled out. WHoo. The end yayyyyy.