1. The barber ladies at the place I go to all want me to be girly 2. Tripping into a dark closet where I can't move my arms triggers claustrophobia, near panic attacks, and deja vu... 3. Smiths is not Walmart 4. I shouldn't be allowed in either 5. It's a bad idea to wear shirts with my name on them. Even if it's funny out of context. 6. I don't have to be best friends with people I don't like (Funny because it's happened like three times-) 7. I /think, my mom's known I'm gay since I was eight. ... 8. *panic* 9. I am not, in fact, genderfluid. I am what I've dubbed 'seizuregender' which is the same thing, but on expired apple juice. (Still genderfluid) 10. I can draw cool glasses (Also press space because that is insane)
