Hey-hey-haters! Ah, don't we just adore them!... Here are some comebacks for the common stuff coming out of these lovely peoples' mouths! "I'm gonna hunt you." or "It's hunting season, boys." -Do it, coward. or Try me; No one's yet succeeded. "Imma call animal control." -They'll think you're pretty dumb for calling them about a human, but go ahead. "Furry!!" -Thank you! "You're not an animal, you're human." -Yes I know. I need no reminders, thanks. "God made you a human." -I'm not Christian. (for non-believers) Wow, I had no idea, Einstein!! (for believers) *me just thinking of the Hazbin Hotel meme with Adam yelling at Lute about the obvious shield around H3ll* "EW!" -Got a problem with something? Or did you look at yourself in the mirror? "Bark! Bark!" -Step 1. Give them a leash. Step 2. Throw them dog treats. Step 3. Tell them you'll take them to the kennel for being a bad boy/girl "*sideye*" -*opposing sideye* "CRINGE" -"Says you." or "C-creative, R-respectful, I-intelligent, N- nice, G-great, E-entertaining! Thank you so much for the compliment" If the hater has bad grammar, correct them about it! They'll be hecking confused. I'll make more later on. Suggestions are welcome and may be used! Let me know if you want me to credit you.
credit to the oringeal
