There are a lot of reasons why I would not be a good manager. 1. I cannot take care of myself. This ranges from putting on a Band-Aid to calling a helpline. I just don't. 2. I don't shut up. About anything. Mainly Wikipedia. 3. I have bad grammar. 4. I get upset easily. 5. I am a horrible role model. 6. If you actually thought I could be a manager, you didn't. With this in mind, I hope you make the decision to not let me be a manager. I know that there are a lot of non-managerial people in the Hive, but I hope that I stand out with the potential to be the worst manager candidate.