Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Note: If I’m a mom I’m probably gonna adopt kids Btw, u can remix this! Sleepovers: 0-4 - Are u joking? 5-7 - Still no 8-12 - Alright……..you need to be friends with them and I need to know the parents and approve. 13+ - Ok but please do it with friends, not random people. Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 8:00pm and no later 5-7 - 9:00pm is the most I’m willing. 8-10 - 9:00 - 9:30 pm - You’ll still have school 11-12 - Latest is 10:00pm. 13+ - be in bed (reading or drawing is fine) by 10:15pm Devices: 0-4 - T.V and that’s it. 5-7 - just TV - it’s all you need. 8-12 - iPad, video games, and u get a watch or GAB phone at 12 (also T.V) 13+ - How about a google pixel phone, and everything else? Makeup: 0-7 - No. U can have eyeshadow and lipgloss but only wearing it to recitals or theater. 8-12 - Not at school, but maybe on the weekends (for 10-12, 8-9 same as ^) For 10-12, u can have foundation, concealer, powder, contour, etc. 13+ - Whatever you want but don’t go emo on me till at least high school. Grades: (As long as u try ur best) As and Bs - YAY! Cs - Fine but if u get 2 many we may need a tutor. Fs - GET A TUTOR OR XTRA HELP! Also makes sure kid didn’t get it on purpose. Allowance: 0-4 - No. 5-7 - Ya don’t need it. 8-12 - $5 a week if u do chores. 13-16 - No; go babysit or get rid of ur old clothes or something. 17+ - Don’t you have a job? Smoking: (Probably vaping by now) 0-17 - ARE U JOKING?! DO U WANT TO DIE?! Sends to therapist and burns everything used to do it. 18+ - NO, DO U WANT TO DIE???!!! Pays for therapist and (if needed) rehab. Dating: 0-4: ur kidding right? 5-7: *fake laughs* No. 8-11: What r u even gonna do? U can’t drive! 12-14: Fine…….. 15+: Ur old enough so it’s not li,e I can stop u. Cursing: 0-4: NO!!! 5-7: NO!!! 8-10: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! 11-13: NO! Ur too young!!! 14+: No! Or at least keep it to not that bad ones, and even then keep it to a bare minimum. Social Media: 0-4: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! 5-8: NONONONONONO! 9-13: STILL NO!!! 14-17: No unless u can report things and it’s monitored. 18+: I no longer have legal control over you, so I trust you can make your own decisions that aren’t gonna b bad so fine. Rate me out of 100 in the comments!
