These are just things I found in my notes app, except they get progressively worse “In order to become who you want to be, You must sacrifice who you are.” “The sweet just isn’t sweet without the sour.” “Every dog has his day.” “Eat baby food (the little stars)” “You gave birth to your own pain instead of a child” “I’m here to have a good time, not a long time.” “No waifu, no laifu” “im in yo baby mama crib throwin skittles at yo kid”
Credit to my notes app and friends, cousins, or whoever else has had access to my phone (i don’t remember writing most of these)