So my friend sent me this song this morning and said 'this reminded me of you ❤️' and so I watched it and I agree with her it reminded me of me too I then proceeded to tell her that I have in fact eaten shampoo multiple times and i eat conditioner on a regular basis and she wasn't even vaguely surprised I can't remember who i was talking to recently about all the weird stuff i have/do eat but it might have been her but it's pretty common knowledge among my friends that i do in fact eat literally everything For the record my favorite non-edible thing to eat is highlighters that stuff actually slaps Don't eat highlighters I'm just built different
