*Crying bc I had to manually write all the lyrics* ORIGINAL SONG Welcome back to Yet another season! We now have a soulmate For whatever reason... I'm sorry! I need to get my stuff. So this is it Joel. We've found true love! We're doing great! Here we go, first date I need to find my soulbound It's too late! My soulmate is Scott! We don't need you, byee! My heart's kinda broken, I'm not gonna lie... The ugliest base ever seen, that's clever! The ranch is looking beter than ever! Someone said that we are now 'SmallEtho'... I hate that, I don't know what else we could be though! I don't exactly know how this is going to turn out... We're the homewreckers, so we plant seeds of doubt! I burnt down the ranch! Oh Scar, poor idea. In a couple minutes a warden should apear! Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... YEAH! SONIC BOOM! Oh my goodness! We have to fight! Together forever, Into the night. This is totally safe! Pretty sure that's a lie. Get yourself a sword and don't die. The sun's going down! We fear for our safety... I'm sorry, I think I got a little bit crazy. I messed up first, you messed up worse. The ship burns, everything burns... Nice rhyme. What, rhyming burns with burns? Okay, we will start with a trust fall. 3, 2, 1. Martyn killed me. What is going on? I did the math in my head but clearly missed the one! Decked out head to toe! Okay, what's next? I need to team up with my crazy ex... You bet your best gear I am an S-Tier! We're looking for sugarcane Under the chest here? Every base has burnt down. We're all cursed! The question is, whose gonna die first? (Jim) It's time to go My buddy's coming home Oh no Thank you so much Ren We had honour to defend We were loyal to the end Let's break some hearts! Nothing's worked so far Oh, I'm so sorry Scar! I don't know what to do. I'll go in unison with you! Etho get back through! Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... Something wicked this way comes... She's losing her freaking mind! She's crazy! Call the dogs of war! Oh my goodness! We have to fight! Together forever, Into the night. This is totally safe! Pretty sure that's a lie. Get yourself a sword and don't die. The sun's going down! We fear for our safety. I'm sorry, I think I got a little bit crazy. Are you by yourself? We'll kill you right now... Your life is my life! Oh wow... Pearl! That was wild! Together forever, Into the night. This is totally safe! Pretty sure that's a lie. Get yourelf a sword and don't die. The sun's going down! We fear for our safety I wouldn't think you'd be the one to betray me! She's been corrupting you this entire time! You sound unhinged! Oh I'm doing just fine...
(Note: I had to do it in 2 parts bc the song was too long, and the translations are different each time so some quotes from the first part that are in this song may be different. And yes. I did sing this to myself.) TRANSLATED SONG natural environment Why! Now we are here but... With permission! I want you to talk This is Joel. I found true love Very good! Yes, first day. he was afraid For a long time! Scott is my friend. We don't like these people. I didn't read it. I'm a fool Agriculture is developing. Some say we are young. I'm sorry, I don't know what to do. I don't know why... I learned my lesson and ended our marriage. Burn wood! This is a bad idea The lock can be opened in a few minutes. Something bad is happening... Something bad is happening... Something bad is happening... you are tall! chocolate I do not like it! You have to fight. May they always be together. The night yes correct: You did not drop your sword. Or died. It's sunny We have their lives. Sorry, I was confused. I was confused again. aluminum good boy Are you looking forward to summer? Of course, it all starts with faith. 3, 2, 1. Martin hit me we I don't like this. He was dressed from head to toe. we First I want to know... Play as much as you can. Read more about C-sections. We need workers Look down? And the fires We are all angry What are the questions X My friend is back. I don't know how to use it. Thank you very much sir. in Nagoya It was nice talking to you. I promise it will end I will break your heart! Nothing was done. Sorry, I'm scared! I don't know what happened. I agree with him! Secondly! Something went wrong here… Something went wrong here… Something was wrong here… Something was wrong here… Something was wrong here… Something was wrong here… Are you crazy! This is crazy work! Fight the dog! Ten! We must fight! Maybe forever we are coming That's right! This is not correct. Let the sword die. That day! We value our security. Sorry, I'm a little crazy. i will kill you now... Your life is my life! Stay sad… Fat man! I met you! Maybe forever we are coming That's right! This is not correct. Let the sword die. That day! We value our security. I don't want to sell you! We blame him! My name! Weather forecast...