He's got all the knowledge on the Pythongorem Theory. The Pigythumb Trilogy? The Picklefinger Themum? The Paragoomba Thomas? The Prying Thirty-Nine? The Parappa The Rapper? The Payforthemortgages? The Pyramid Tower? The Peopleliketriangleroots? The PathosEthosLogos? I know a smart and mature guy like Cyan would be able to pronounce that...
