I don't know dude, I think everybody's all jealous and X 'Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude And I think everybody's got X' problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me after the show Because, these chicks don't even know the name of my Crew But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage right, drop the mic Walk up to the hot chicks and I'm all like 'Sup ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer in D13 baby They're all like, oh my God it's him! Becky oh my X God it's Eminem! I swear to X God dude you X rock Please won't you please let me X your X And by now, the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my Acapelas All the chicks start yelling, all the hot babes Throw their X and their shirt and their X on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when we fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry 'Cause they're back on stage the next night with me Dude I just think you're trying to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me 'Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rock star X, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me be 'cause these These chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands 'Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My band, my band, my band My band, my band, my band My band, my band, my band You just wanna see a X backwards don't you Hey dad how come we don't rap on Pro Tools? Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in the van and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And no I'm Swift, oh I thought you were Kuniva And what the hell is wrong with our dressing room? 'Cause my X is lookin' smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, tryna get on the map Doing jumpin' jacks whiling get whipped on my back Look at Em little punk X thinking he the X Yeah I know man find himself takin' on a flick Hey I thought we had an interview with DJ Clue No I had an interview, not you two You gon' be late for sound check Man I ain't going to sound check And our mics are screwed up and his always sound best You know what man, I'm a say something Hey yo Em!, You got somethin' to say? Man nothing I thought you 'bout to tell him off, what's up? Man I'm a tell him when I feel like it, man shut up And you ain't even back me up when we supposed to be a crew Man I was bout to talk right after you, I swear (Aww man whatever) I swear man
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