Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Btw, u can remix this! Playdates: 0-3 - No. 4-7 - Yes, but I have to know the parents well (as in close friends) and be there. 8-10 - I don't have to supervise during the playdate, but I will be taking you there. Also I'm getting contact info and meeting the parents first. 11-13 - Sleepovers are okay, and you can walk to the playdate if it is in the neighborhood. However, I will be lending them a phone for emergency use and will still make sure the parents are responsible. 14+ - At this point, you have a phone, and it should be your responsibility to stay safe. However, I will have them practice these skills in a safe way, by getting to know the parents of the friend. If necessary, I can take you to the location. Bedtimes: (wkends) 0-2 - 7:00 3-6 - 8:40 7-10 - 9:00-9:30 11-12 - 10:00-10:30, but exceptions will apply for schoolwork 13+ - anytime, but you'd better wake up at a decent time. Devices: 0-8: 30 min-1 hr of TV, however whatever you watch has to be age-appropriate. 9-10 - borrow my old phone for texting friends and some mobile games. However, I will be setting a screen time limit of 1 hr on school days AFTER homework is completed. On weekends, the limit is 1 hr 30 min. No in-app purchases allowed. 11+ - You can get my old phone completely, but I will be monitoring the sites visited carefully. There won't be a set screen time so that you can learn to control phone usage. Oh, and you can buy stuff, however you have to use your own prepaid credit card. Makeup: 0-4 - No, sorry. 5-8 - Lip balm, and some pretend nail polish. As long as they know not to eat this stuff. 9-10 - On some special occasions, like holidays and picture days, you can pick from lipstick and lip gloss. 11+ - They can wear any kind of makeup, however they have to know how to use it and spend their own money on it. Grades (I will be checking every week): A's - Great job! Keep it up! B's - Good. Cs - If you aren't trying your best, I will be giving you a 14-minute lecture. D's and F's - You will be grounded until you can get your grades up. Allowance: 0-5 - No allowance, but you can ask me if they want to buy something. I will sometimes say yes. 6-9 - Star chart system to earn money. 10-15 - I will encourage you to start your own business, like a lemonade stand. I would be able to lend you money to get started. At age 14, I will make you a prepaid credit card account and, if you want to, I can put the money you earn into that account. 16+ - You can get a part-time job. Smoking: 0-17 - OF COURSE NOT and I will teach them about the many health consequences smoking leads to. 18+ - I would discourage it, but honestly I wouldn't be able to stop them. Extracurricular Activities: 0-5 - No, you don't even have school. 6-10 - Sure, however you have to commit to it, and it can't be a risky sport. 11-14 - Yes, if you have good grades. 15+ - You can join what you want to, as long as it's hosted by the school and I am aware of it. Punishments: 0-5 - No sweets mwahahaha XD 6-8 - Timeout, as well as an allowance subtraction. 9-13 - Not allowed on the phone, any playdates are canceled unless they can behave themselves more. 14+ - Stern and deep lecture that makes them rethink their position in life... Rate me out of 100 in the comments! Also am I: 1. Neglecting 2. Detached 3. Neutral 4. Responsible 5. The Helicopter ???
