~SPOILERS for ACE ATTORNEY IN GENERAL I DONT KNOW ANYMORE~ PART 5 LETS GO- >:DD Putting an ☆ on my favorites or ones that are very in character! <3 1. Franziska: Wow, this parking is as straight as I am. Edgeworth: I know I should be focused on the fact that you just came out to me, BUT HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY PARKING- 2. Gumshoe: Guys, where did Franziska go? Edgeworth: she got arrested Gumshoe: How the heck- Franziska: *bursts through the window* THE COPS ARE AFTER ME- I thought it would be fun to steal crackers and throw them at people- 3. ☆ *At the police station* Phoenix: Hi, i’m here for Maya. Police: Who’s Maya? Phoenix: Ah, you must be new. 4. Phoenix, sobbing: how did you get into my house- HOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE- Maya, T-Posing at the foot of his bed: I want WAFFLE FRIES. 5. Larry: Shut up! You’re messing with my train of thought! Edgeworth: I thought you didn’t have a brain, and now you say you have thoughts? 6. Gumshoe: *makes Edgeworth a cup of tea but puts salt in it* Edgeworth: *sips tea* Gumshoe: Edgeworth: *finishes tea* Gumshoe: Didn't it taste bad? Edgeworth: Yeah, but I didn’t want to hurt your feelings so I drank it all. Gumshoe, Tearing up: Oh, okay- 7. *In the past* Franziska: Miles! Do you know anyone who can teach me how the plat the trombone? Edgeworth: Why? Franziska: Because I wanna walk around the mansion and annoy Papa with it. Edgeworth: You don't technically need to know how to play the trombone to do that.. Franziska: Franziska: BROTHER, YOU HAVE OPENED MY EYES 8. Edgeworth: Gumshoe, if you don't shut up, I am going to throw myself out of this car. *click* Edgeworth: DID YOU JUST TURN THE CHILDREN'S LOCK ON!? 9. ☆ Maya: When I get Doordash I order 20 cheeseburgers at one time and heat them up throughout the week so I don't have to pay the delivery fee multiple times. Phoenix: I hope you understand how food poisoning works. Maya: I hope food poisoning understands how /I/ work. I've never met a burger I couldn't eat. 10. ☆ Edgeworth: See, the problem is, Gumshoe, you're playing 3D Chess. I'm playing 4D. Gumshoe: I'm playing Checkers. I don't know what the heck you're playing. 11. Edgeworth: I have yet to encounter a problem where a sword didn't factor into the solution at least in some way. 12. Edgeworth: Kay, we tried things your way. Kay: Huh? No, we didn't! Edgeworth: I did it in my head and it didn't work. 13. ☆ Capcom: Just trust me. Have I ever put you into an unsafe or uncomfortable situation? Edgeworth: All the time. Capcom: Then you should be used to it by now. 14. Edgeworth, teaching Franziska how to drive: Okay, Franziska, what does a green light mean? Franziska: Go! Edgeworth: A red light? Franziska: Stop! Edgeworth: And what about a yellow light? Franziska: If you floor it, you can make it! Edgeworth: NO- 15. Phoenix, talking to Maya: Great, we're stuck in this room together! Pearl, swallowing the key: Truly unfortunate. 16. Larry: Three of the four elements are represented as types of hockey. Air Hockey, Ice Hockey, and Field Hockey. Fire Hockey needs to be a thing! Edgeworth: Fire Hockey does /not/ need to be a thing. Larry: Do you care /nothing/ about the balance of the four elements!? 17. Edgeworth: This can't get any worse. Capcom: Sure it can. Give me a minute. 18. Mia: How do you want your coffee? Godot: Black, like my soul. Mia: Mia: Godot, your soul is a latte. 19. Phoenix: How do I turn my emotions off? Edgeworth: Okay, first go to settings. Edgeworth: I'm an idiot, I thought it said emojis at first. Phoenix: No, I'm still willing to try this. I'm at settings, now what? 20. Franziska: Dandelions symbolize everything I want to be in life. Edgeworth: Fluffy and dead with a gust of wind? Franziska: Unapologetic. Hard to Kill. Feral. Filled with sunlight. Happy. Friends with Bees. Highly disapproving of lawns. Full of wishes that will be carried far after I die. Gumshoe: Edible. 21. Edgeworth: TURN THE MUSIC OFF! I can hear it from the other side of the building! Phoenix: You have to admit that it's kinda catchy though. Edgeworth: The PLAGUE was catchy! TURN IT OFF! Phoenix: Lol come and make me! Edgeworth: I'M GETTING FRANZISKA! Phoenix: IT'S OFF! 22. Edgeworth: What kind of tea is this?! Phoenix: Oh, I just boiled some Gatorade. 23. Larry: Not knowing Greek Myths is really my Achilles Horse. Maya: Larry.. Gumshoe: You honestly don't know? Franziska: Oh, they know. Phoenix: I don't think they do. Larry: Uh oh, looks like I've really opened Pandora's Labyrinth now. Edgeworth: *Resisting the urge to scream at them in Greek* 24. Don Tigre: So, according to the 'cease and desist' order I got, apparently you can't be a lawyer if your license is, 'cut out of a cereal box'. 25. Edgeworth: Dracula had it right. Sleep all day, live alone in a castle, and explode into bats to get out of all social situations. (Notes and credits)
