Would I be a Good mommy? Sleepovers: 0-4 - Nu uh 5-7 - naur 8-12 - if I KNOW the people 13+ - okay so if your attracted to boys, there will be no boys, and vice versa Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - well... I don't really... know 5-7 - like 7:30 8-10 - 8 pm 11-13 - 10 pm 14+ not my problem if u don't sleep Devices: 0-4 - nothing u can choke on 5-7 - TV that I know what ur watching 8-12 - I pad with PARENTAL SETTINGS 13+ - phone that I will check if I suspect stuff Makeup: (Ig it's a daughter then-) 0-7 - WHY DO YOU NEED IT 8-10 - if ur a performer then fine but WHY DO U NEED IT 11-12 a little bit 13+ fine but YOU AINT WALKIN AROUND LIKE JAMES CHARLES MKAY Grades: As and Bs - IM SO PROUD ILL BUY U ICE CREAM Cs - okay but you can be better... Fs - are you even my child? you prolly get that from your dad Allowance: 0-4 - BRO YOU CANT EVEN TALK YET 5-7 - Nope 8-12 - for chores 13-16 - nope GET A JOB 17+ - J O B Smoking: 0-17 - who do you think you are? Huh, HUH? get. out. Of. MY. HOUSEEEEE- 18+ - who do you think you are? Huh, HUH? get. out. Of. MY. HOUSEEEEE I rest my case...
