They're not really random, because I still decided what all the questions would be and in what order they would appear. You may now yell "nobody cares, nerd!" at the computer screen. If you've never done one of these before, just remix and type your answers into the instructions/notes-and-credits. Q1: If you could only listen to ONE album for the rest of your life, which one would it be? A1: i haven't made it yet Q2: Which letter would you remove from the English alphabet first? A2: w Q3: What is your favorite holiday? A3: christmas is always fun Q4: What is your favorite episode of The Amazing Digital Circus? If you haven't watched that, then what's your favorite episode of any TV show? A4: i don't particularly have one. they all get the point across Q5: Would you rather have the power to turn invisible on command (clothes also turn invisible and other stuff necessary to make it not useless), or have the power to alter people's memories at will? What horrible things will you do with your power? A5: invisibility, as i fear the latter would have too many dire risks out of my control Q6: Thoughts on the music genre "singer-songwriter?" A6: i wasn't aware that was a genre Q7: Favorite pick-up line? A7: "hello" Q8: Favorite blood type and why? If you don't have a favorite blood type, either you don't know much about blood types, or you're normal, and you need to leave. A8: i would argue plenty of normal people have a favorite blood type. seems like a normal person thing Q9: Favorite book trilogy? If you answer Lord of The Rings, you're normal, get out. A9: i can't think of one Q10: If over the past 2 questions you were called normal, how does it feel to be normal-shamed? A10: i didn't feel shamed at all and yet at the same time i couldn't help but sense there was some projection involved. are you afraid of being normal? Q11: The gods have decided they're going to relocate you to a deserted island (with no means of contact to the outside world). You are allowed to bring nothing but 3 people of your choice and one item (the item cannot be utilized to escape the island or contact people outside of the island.) Who and what do you bring? A11: i'm afraid you didn't say the three people of my choice couldn't be utilized to escape the island. i'm not sure how large this island is, but i'm going to err on the side of caution assume it's not suitable to build a micro-society and instead focus on choosing candidates to utilize for escape. assuming i am allowed to be vague in my classification in a manner where there is always at least one person fitting the criteria, but it may or may not change with time, i will choose the current president of the united states, the most recent olympic weightlifting medalist, and a skilled carpenter with experience in boat building Q12: The gods have cursed the island to be incapable of growing food, and if you assumed there would be wildlife on the island, all the wildlife is gone now. In what order do you eat the people you brought to the island? A12: in no order. we will be escaping quite quickly. if it is incapable of growing food, i will not assume this eliminates trees from growing, but even so, they will be looking for the president. they'll always be our plan b Q13: Infuriated with what the gods just made you do, you declare war against them. What weapon(s) do you bring to the battlefield? A13: my heart and soul Q14: You lose the battle, and the gods mercifully give you 24 hours to live back on Earth before your soul will be thrown out of existence, rendering you dead and permanently unconscious. What do you spend your 24 hours doing? There is no way to end or extend your sentence, don't bother. A14: make sure everybody knows everything they're supposed to, maybe have a list of everything i wish i could've done Q15: What's your favorite color? A15: green Q16: Did I ask that in the last Q&A project? I don't remember. A16: me neither Q17: What's your favorite multiplayer game? A17: i couldn't really tell you
Q18: How many times has this happened to you? There's a cat. And it won't tell you its name. You don't recognize the cat. It's not your cat. You don't have a cat. But it's here. And it won't tell you what you need to know; in order to properly assess the situation. Because the cat is much larger than any cat you've seen before. It's a bear. A18: zero times Q19: Favorite fictional character? A19: me Q20: You HAVE to have imperfect immortality. What form does your immortality take? (Your body regenerates constantly at a slow rate, you're immune to sickness and starvation and old age, your consciousness lives in a computer, the Bill Cipher method, etc.) A20: in order to extend my life by 24 hours, i must make a snarky comment within the previous 24 hour extension. this will be tricky as time goes on and all the snark has left my system Q21: Favorite melee weapon? A21: foot Q22: Favorite ranged weapon? A22: rock Q23: Thoughts on the concept of love? A23: unavoidable. impenetrable, as well Q24: What's your favorite pop band with a 3-letter name? (Must be based in New York, at least one band member must be Ryan Met.) A24: i couldn't tell you Q25: Did you watch the game last night? A25: no, actually Q26: Pentagrams or octagrams? A26: both can be an interesting time Q27: Would you rather work for Lethal Company, be a prisoner of war in Iron Lung, or have a gambling addiction in Buckshot Roulette? A27: i'll have friends in lethal company Q28: What/who's your favorite monster? A28: big ed Q29: How many songs have you listened to in the past 24 hours? A29: 83, including repeats Q30: What is your favorite fictional world and how long would you survive in it? A30: i don't know but i would be there for quite some time Q31: A cursed trolley is destined to kill 5 people every year. However, you can alter the curse by pulling a lever. This will cause the trolley to kill only 1 person every year, for the rest of your life. Once you're dead, it will start killing 15 people every year. Everyone knows about the only killing 1 person part, and everyone knows you were given the choice to pull the lever, but only you know about the killing 15 people part. Do you pull the lever? A31: you said nothing about whether or not i could alert the masses of such a conundrum. i wonder what their outlook on the situation would be if they stopped focusing on my morality and the logistics of what this cursed trolley is even doing here Q32: An ordinary trolley is heading towards some random human named Kyle. You can pull a lever to divert the trolley to hit 85 deer instead. Do you pull the lever? A32: kyle will live, i hope it's hunting season Q33: You wake up in a white void with nothing but you and two doors (ignore the contradictory part of that statement.) The left door is dirty, red, and missing a hinge. The right door is clean, normal wood colored, and overall boring. A male British voice in your head introduces himself as the narrator, tells you to enter the boring door, and advises you not to entertain your curiosity of the red door. Which door do you enter? (I mean you COULD just stay in the void but you'll starve to death eventually.) A33: i would like to trust this narrator. he's the only one i know and i would rather not get on his bad side Q34: It seems I made way too many questions with super long setups and had to cut the project down from 50 questions to 35. Did you like the questions with long setups more or less than the simple ones? A34: the long ones were quite fun to think on Q35: Did you have room to easily answer all the questions within the character limits? A35: yeah
