yknow how the shielded blob dude has no arms? well DRAG THE SHIELD YOURSELF BECAUSE HE CANT. Also the blob guy is faster without the FIVE TON BLOCK OF TUNGSTEN. Also, if you crush him with a shield he gets STUCK. He also stubs his toe and cries if he runs into it. Also, when you drag the shield you lift it and disable its hit detection. (indicated by a red sprite.) He also gets tired after running for a few seconds without stopping, so he STOPS and WALKS.
Comment how far you can get in this REALISTIC game