Important: Please read instructions before clicking the green flag! Use it like a real lift. Warning loud noises, potential flashing lights and jumpscares! Note: I do not support Kirk Time in any way! Because they bully people and their lifts are GARBAGE!
Credits to @numberboy9, @frain1910, MS54, WMF, @Euroliftfan2024, @Jon5432, @julotleblork_NEWV2, @halfai93294, @Oronaliftfan_2009 @lamar2275, @LiftFan1997, @forex501, @400voltliftfan and more. Title: EG's WORST LIFT?!! MODDED TWICE!!!! 2007 Orona (Mod Dellios and Jackson) hydraulic lift... Brand: Orona. Year: 2007. Type: Roped hydraulic single ram with MR at floor 0. Speed: 1 m/s (Reduced to 0.5 m/s). Capacity: 1000 kg or 13 persons. Doors: Orona/Fermator (Replaced with ULCEP, then Wittur HydraPlus). Modernized by Dellios in 2023, then modernized again by Jackson in 2024. Motor: GMV T2 pump (Replaced with an ULCEP pump during the 2023 Dellios mod). Starter type: Star-delta. Fixtures: Arca 2 (Then Dellios, then door open and alarm buttons replaced with Dewhurst + Lester LCD indicator slapped on the Dellios COP). Logic: Arca 2 (Replaced with ULCEP in 2023 and then, replaced again with Lester Controls in 2024). Voice: Orona (Replaced with Daniel UK TTS in 2023 & Lester Controls voice added in 2024). Maintenance company: Evans Lift Alliance. Location: Undisclosed abandoned offices, El Garcia, ST. So, I've seen a ton of awful generic lift modernizations and replacements in El Garcia lately! But this one, well, this is literally the definition of a Kirk Time quality lift modernization! The lift there was originally a nice 2007 Orona hydraulic! Unfortunately, some jerk decided to get Dellios to mod it beyond recognition in 2023! They replaced absolutely EVERYTHING apart from the lift car structure and hydraulic piston! They used horrible, cheap and nasty ULCEP equipment and a bunch of other weird horrid garbage stuff! I have absolutely no words to describe how bad this mod is! And then, in 2024, the ULCEP logic broke down and the lift received a weird trashcan Jackson mod with Lester. And they slapped on some new Dewhurst door open and alarm buttons as well as a new indicator on the COP and it looks so ugly. They also replaced the appalling ULCEP door operator with a Wittur HydraPlus one which is a bit better but still absolute utter junk! EEEEEWWWW! What a piece of absolute cancer these 2 mods are! Also, the lift is maintained by the Evans Lift Alliance! I'm just lost for words about that... This one could quite possibly be the worst lift in El Garcia, ST. This piece of utter pure total absolute rubbish is located at an abandoned office building! This building also had it's fire alarm replaced with an HORRID Gamewell-FCI one in 2023. The previous FA system was a Simplex 4100U from '07 with PAVA speakers and EST Genesis speaker strobes and remote strobes. Both old and new systems are addressable. They also replaced their nice Dell and Lenovo business PC's with some horrible new HP CONSUMER GRADE TRASH in 2023! The hinges and motherboards kept failing ALL OF THE (censored) TIME! EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWW!!!!! WHAT ON EARTH WAS THIS BUILDING EVEN DOING????!!!! No wonder why it became abandoned in December of 2024 LOL! And also, when the doors stops opening or every time you press the door open button while the doors are fully opened, there's a 1 out of 10 chance you get jumpscared by either a FNAF trashcan, a Rick Roll, the Gedagedigedagedago chicken nugget or a Dell OptiPlex 3010 PC with Windows 7!
