Q1: If you could only listen to ONE album for the rest of your life, which one would it be? A1: i don't have an album Q2: Which letter would you remove from the English alphabet first? A2: q Q3: What is your favorite holiday? A3: chrimmas (aka crisis) Q4: What is your favorite episode of The Amazing Digital Circus? If you haven't watched that, then what's your favorite episode of any TV show? A4: my favorite episode of bfdi is bfb 2 Q5: Would you rather have the power to turn invisible on command (clothes also turn invisible and other stuff necessary to make it not useless), or have the power to alter people's memories at will? What horrible things will you do with your power? A5: alteration of memories so that my mom doesn't ask me if i asked my teacher something Q6: Thoughts on the music genre "singer-songwriter?" A6: good Q7: Favorite pick-up line? A7: WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?!? (ik its unfunny but i say it all the time) Q8: Favorite blood type and why? If you don't have a favorite blood type, either you don't know much about blood types, or you're normal, and you need to leave. A8: B-negative. i'm a pessimist. Q9: Favorite book trilogy? If you answer Lord of The Rings, you're normal, get out. A9: i know no other ones and i only watched the movies and didn't read the book like a normal person Q10: If over the past 2 questions you were called normal, how does it feel to be normal-shamed? A10: i was not normal shamed. Q11: The gods have decided they're going to relocate you to a deserted island (with no means of contact to the outside world). You are allowed to bring nothing but 3 people of your choice and one item (the item cannot be utilized to escape the island or contact people outside of the island.) Who and what do you bring? A11: I bring my friend, my other friend who is my irl friend, and the person closest to me over and then i bring an infinite supply of vidy gaems Q12: The gods have cursed the island to be incapable of growing food, and if you assumed there would be wildlife on the island, all the wildlife is gone now. In what order do you eat the people you brought to the island? A12: my friend, my irl friend and then that random person Q13: Infuriated with what the gods just made you do, you declare war against them. What weapon(s) do you bring to the battlefield? A13: a bunch of halberds, a few g_ns, and a lot of swords Q14: You lose the battle, and the gods mercifully give you 24 hours to live back on Earth before your soul will be thrown out of existence, rendering you dead and permanently unconscious. What do you spend your 24 hours doing? There is no way to end or extend your sentence, don't bother. A14: driving in my dad's truck while i'm wearing a meta knight cosplay, then doing whatever the heck i want on my PC Q15: What's your favorite color? A15: dark purple Q16: Did I ask that in the last Q&A project? I don't remember. A16: i have not seen your last Q&A project Q17: What's your favorite multiplayer game? A17: minecraft
Q18: How many times has this happened to you? There's a cat. And it won't tell you its name. You don't recognize the cat. It's not your cat. You don't have a cat. But it's here. And it won't tell you what you need to know; in order to properly assess the situation. Because the cat is much larger than any cat you've seen before. It's a bear. A18: no times Q19: Favorite fictional character? A19: meta knight Q20: You HAVE to have imperfect immortality. What form does your immortality take? (Your body regenerates constantly at a slow rate, you're immune to sickness and starvation and old age, your consciousness lives in a computer, the Bill Cipher method, etc.) A20: i become a nintendo character (they never die, and when you suppose they "die" they're just being teleported to the start of the level.) Q21: Favorite melee weapon? A21: Halberd Q22: Favorite ranged weapon? A22: crossbow Q23: Thoughts on the concept of love? A23: EUHGH no i am aromatic Q24: What's your favorite pop band with a 3-letter name? (Must be based in New York, at least one band member must be Ryan Met.) A24: i am not answering that Q25: Did you watch the game last night? A25: yes Q26: Pentagrams or octagrams? A26: octogram Q27: Would you rather work for Lethal Company, be a prisoner of war in Iron Lung, or have a gambling addiction in Buckshot Roulette? A27: lethal company Q28: What/who's your favorite monster? A28: dragons Q29: How many songs have you listened to in the past 24 hours? A29: 4 Q30: What is your favorite fictional world and how long would you survive in it? A30: wings of fire and i would survive like 10 years Q31: A cursed trolley is destined to kill 5 people every year. However, you can alter the curse by pulling a lever. This will cause the trolley to kill only 1 person every year, for the rest of your life. Once you're dead, it will start killing 15 people every year. Everyone knows about the only killing 1 person part, and everyone knows you were given the choice to pull the lever, but only you know about the killing 15 people part. Do you pull the lever? A31: yes Q32: An ordinary trolley is heading towards some random human named Kyle. You can pull a lever to divert the trolley to hit 85 deer instead. Do you pull the lever? A32: no Q33: You wake up in a white void with nothing but you and two doors (ignore the contradictory part of that statement.) The left door is dirty, red, and missing a hinge. The right door is clean, normal wood colored, and overall boring. A male British voice in your head introduces himself as the narrator, tells you to enter the boring door, and advises you not to entertain your curiosity of the red door. Which door do you enter? (I mean you COULD just stay in the void but you'll starve to death eventually.) A33: red door Q34: It seems I made way too many questions with super long setups and had to cut the project down from 50 questions to 35. Did you like the questions with long setups more or less than the simple ones? A34: i like the simple ones Q35: Did you have room to easily answer all the questions within the character limits? A35: yes, thank you Credit to Will Wood for all songs in the project (Falling Up, White Noise, and The Main Character.)
