Would I be a good mom? Let’s see! Sleepovers: 0-4 - No. 5-7 - Playdates- Yes. Sleepovers if I know the family. 8-12 - If they have any older brothers than no, otherwise sure. 13+ - Same thing. Bedtimes: (weekends) 0-4 - 8:30 5-7 - 9:30 8-10 - 10:00 11-12 - 10:30 13+ - 11:00 Devices: 0-4 - You can watch TV. 5-7 - iPad with parent controls 8-12 - iPad + laptop 13-15 - iPad + laptop + iPhone if responsible 16 - you can have it, but I'm not paying. 17+ - Get it yourself. Makeup: 0-7 - You're too young, plus it'll probably look weird. 8-12 - Lip gloss is fine, maybe a little blush, and for SPECIAL EVENTS, eyeshadow. 13-14 -Sure! 15+ - I ain't paying for it. Grades: As and Bs - Good job! Cs - :0 Up your game! Ds and Fs - What are you doing? Go study in your room until dinner! Oh yeah, give me that device too. Allowance: 0-4 - You shouldn't even know what money is this young. 5-7 - If you do extra work then maybe... 8-12 - Sure, 15 bucks every other week. 13-15 - $20 every other week. 16+ - GO GET A JOB. Smoking: 0-17 - WHY WOULD YOU EVEN ASK ME 18+ - I'LL BURN YOUR WHOLE STASH Dating: 0-5 - YOU SHOULDN'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS! 6-10 - Don't. 11-13 - Nope. 14-17 - I'm locking you in the house. 18+ - NO. Rate me out of 10 in the comments!
