FULL TITLE: j'uh'aideh (or, Everyone Loses their Wig) Alternativly can be named... trollgesome made cringe trollgesome but brainrot This is not meant to be serious in any way. FEATURING: -Brain damage that may or may not be unavoidable! -Unpatched Glitches, cause @Porta-Lolman didn't patch them, neither does this have them patched as well -All-new unlicensed diva music! -Story that is totally up to date with the Trollsome wiki -A credits sequence AMV that isn't synced up to the music correctly! STORY: Driven delulu in her final negative 1,000 Aura moments, the goofy soul of Polina White hungers for AI-generated memes. She has been growing goofy in the years since her wig and lashes blew off, looksmaxxing the minds of generation alpha, and doomscrolling on the goofy souls of final girl divas. The very lands are now beginning to be brainrotted by her haunting baka presence. You play as J'uh'aideh, a cringe minecraft kid who was infected with brainrot vibes on her sixty seventh minecraft screaming range, and the sixty seventh non-psychic to be capable of hitting the griddy on Polina. Now, you have been chosen to wield a fragment of her looksmaxxing cringe, to brainrot in the new world, and grant everyone brain rot that she never got. Only in Ohio! we are so cooked yall! CONTROLS: - arrow keys to move - e to dab - jump twice to double jump - space while jumping to fart - click on the blue key you picked up when you reach the locked door.
This was the original version Porta-Lolman made, but he played it, and it made his wig and eyelashes blow away, so he turned it edgy so nobody's wig and eyelashes would fly away. Arguably more horrifying than Porta-Lolman's version. By the way, this is actually canon to my Universe's Jade; this did actually happen, but it was all a weird dream Jade had. To prevent it from simply being a reskin, I added a new feature called "Fart Counter" where if you fart too many times, you immediately get a game over, but also lose all your progress. Also, Trollsome (or ig Trollgesome) isn't fully replaced by Jade. He acutally appers somehwere.
