Would I be a good mum? I hope so... Sleepovers: 0-4 - Um, who are you gonna sleep over with at this age? 5-11 - I mean yeah, just close friends. 12-15 - Yep, just tell me where you are and be safe. 16+ - Go on, but you are to contact me. Weekend bedtimes: 0-4 - 6:00 to 6:30. 5-7 - In bed by 7:30. 8:00 latest. 8-10 - 8:00 to 8:30 11-13 - 9:00 to 9:30. 10:00 sometimes if really needed. 14-17 - 10:30 preferably, but 11:00 is also OK. 18+ - I can't control your sleep schedule at this age but I would suggest by 11:30? Devices: 0-4 - Nope. 5-7 - Maybe a tablet with parental controls. I need to know what you're doing. 8-11 - School computer, but you can have a personal account as long as you're sensible with it. 12-15 - I think the same but you can have a phone. 16+ - Are you old enough to have a laptop of your own? Makeup: 0-9 - Nope! 10-12 - Still no. 13+ - If you want, but don't... you know... don't be too enthusiastic, please. Grades: As - Well done! Bs - It's great but I'm sure you can do even better! Cs - If you're having trouble I can help you study. Don't be shy, ask for help if you need it! Fs - I always love you - your worth isn't based on your grades. Is there something in particular you're having trouble with or is there something else you need to talk about? I'm your mom to help with your problems! Allowance: 0-6 - No. Only if really needed. 7-11 - Maybe a little bit? Learn to save it up! 12-17 - I'll give you some money but be careful how you spend it. 18+ - If you need some support I can help you, but you should get a job soon. Smoking: 0-17 - Absolutely NOT! Are you crazy? 18+ - Still NO chance! Romantic relationships: 0-10 - Nope! 11-15 - Still no. 16+ - Ok but only someone you already knew and trust and don't take it too far. Rate me out of 10 in the comments please!
"Would I be a good dad?" remixes will be also appreciated!
