Alternative name: Today I will eat two corn dogs but This Is The Laziest Shi Story: Oh noes! Baldi just quit his job, and hired Todayiwilleattwocorndogsaldi, and Todayiwilleattwocorndogsaldi turned the schoolhouse into a Todayiwilleattwocorndogshouse. He also fired the principal too. Updates: 1.0: N/A 1.1: Changed the chase’s music, added more corndogs, and made the fog darker.