Welcome to The Phoebus Battle! >:D + If you read this whole thing, you get a free chalice of pudding w/a croissant on the side! ^u^ + There shall be a competition! Who is the REAL Phoebus? And who is the best? Who is an innocent muffin and who is a guilty churro? + CONTESTANTS + 1923: Norman Kerry, AKA Mr. GringoireCannotHaveMyYummaliciousTemptingTurkey. He is the oldest version of Phoebus available. 1939: Alan Marshal. He was quite the churro. I’ll be honest. 1956: Jean Danet. He was in the French movie. The English dub was hysterical!! XD Feebz sounded like a robot tbh. 1977: Richard Morant. Ah, the classic pudding Phoebus! (I’m sorry, he is quite unrecognizable without his beard) 1982: Robert Powell. Eh, a mustache is better than nothing! XD (He had nothing in the movie! ;0;) Anyway, this Feebz was a chUuURU!! Especially in that one scene when bebe muffin, Gringoire, is reciting a hard-worked-at poem he wrote for Esmeralda, and then pompous Mr. UniformMan comes riding on his haughty horse, interrupts, and ruins everything! According to Gringoire, Esmeralda is “Blinded by his uniform” He also, literally admires himself in the mirror. He said something like “Oh, [YOU GOOD-LOOKING ANGEL OF LIGHT or something like that] Everything that’s beautiful is right in front of me!” The movie made it unclear if he were talking to Ezi, or his reflection. There’s much more I could say, but I shall move on. (Oh, but I’ll say this, when l was looking for a good picture to use, I came across a picture of him when he was 11 yrs old. He looked the sAmE!!) 2015: Andrew Samonsky, AKA Original Shubee name inspiration, AKA @AndrewSamonsky on Scratch. AKA Wawameelon lover. He is our only contestant who learns to be a muffin throughout the story. A muffin he is. :) Yes, I am aware these are not all the Feebz. Here were the contestant rules: 1. No one who acted as a “Feebz" background character. 2. No animation Phoebi. 3. No parodies. 4. Had to be accessible from Wikipedia. 5. I needed to watch the version first. Some Hunchies are unavailable, they’re THAT old!! P.S. I tried to find pictures of the actors that looked like they were in a battle or something. Alright! Tell meh your thoughts and lets have a debate! Who is Muffin? Who is Churro? (Lol why did I do this?? XD) If the Feebz is not a Muffin, nor a Churro, we can just count him as a Froot Loop milkshake, or a nutty can of peanut-free peanut butter, and put him in a giant jar of pudding. Just a shout out to my good fren: (She changed my life) UNFITTING MUSIC AT THE END: Andrea Bocelli
