dhmis 4 computer battle

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(Title) (Shows Red Guy, Duck, and Yellow Guy in a dining room.) Red Guy:Oh…I guess it's my turn to choose a card. (His hand is seen picking a card from a game board titled "Question Fun") Red Guy:Let's see...hm. "What is the biggest thing in the world?" Bird Guy:Mhm. That's a tricky one. Yellow Guy:The mountains? ...The sky...? A windmill-- Bird Guy:No! (silence) Red Guy:...If only there was a way to learn more about the world... (The camera slowly pans from him to a globe with slow music playing, and then cuts back to the table) Bird Guy:Yes, if only there was some way to learn more information about this. (The camera cuts back to the globe with the same music continuing) (The globe suddenly turns to reveal it has a face on it) Gilbert: Gjrangjrang! Yellow Guy:Wow, look! Colin: I'm a computer. I'm a computery guy. Everything made out of buttons and wires. I'd like to show you, inside my digital life. Inside my mind there is a digital mind. (His screen opens to show a grotesque model of his brain) (eternal silence) Red Guy:(To the Viewer) Oh, maybe you could help us answer this question. "What is the biggest thing--" Colin: Clever! I'm very clevery guy. Yellow Guy:Wow! Colin: Count to a fifty in a blink of my eye. And print a picture. And then I tell you the time. Bird Guy:Time--? Colin: Help you to find something you're wanting to find. Know it's easy to be, a clever smart boy like me, and you can do it all digitallyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyYYYYYYYYYYY--- ! (spoken) Yellow Guy:Wow, I'm like to be as smart as a computer... (a thought bubble pops up with the Yellow Guy with an enlarged head) Red Guy:Actually, we already have a computer-- (Lyeruex the Laptop Opens and plays a startup sound) Colin: Great! Great news! Now before we begin our journey, I need to get some information from you! What's your name? Where do you live? What do you like to eat? Bird Guy:I live in my house! Yellow Guy:Spaghetti! Red Guy:Well, my name is Dr-- Colin: Grate news! Now just a few more questions, and we'll be on our way. Red Guy:Wait a second-- Colin: What's your favorite color? Red Guy:Stop talking. Colin: Do you like cow's or goat's milk? Red Guy:Be quiet. Colin: Do you have brown hair? What is your blood type? Are you allergic to-- Red Guy:SHUT UP!! Colin: (Screeching) DON'T TOUCH MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!! Red Guy:What? *Video 'Glitches'* Glitch Noises: 01000010011010010110110111001100001011100100111110010010000001101001011100110010000001110110011001010111001001111001001000000110010001101001011001110110100101110100011000010110110000100000111– Gilbert: Hey! Glitch Noises: 00110111010001111001011011011000110100101110011011010000010000001110010011010010110011101101000011101000010000001101110011011110111011100100001 Colin: W-W-Welcome. To my digital home. Everything made out of numbers and code. Yellow Guy:Huh? Bird Guy:Wow! We're all computery! Red Guy:Oh yeah, wow, wow, wow, this is a computer. Yellow Guy:I don't get it, how can it be? If I'm sitting at home, but I'm inside the screen? Colin: But you're not you, you're your digital you, virtually real but controlled by real you. Bird Guy:But if he's not quite real, then I'm not real too! And you're not real you, he's inside your real you! Red Guy:Oh wow, how amazing, and interesting too, but in this digital world, What can we do? (eternal silence) Red Guy what can we d- Colin: Hey! Good question, but it's up to you! In the digital world, there's over three things to do: Yellow Guy:Wow, look a pie chart! Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Yellow Guy:Wow, look a bar graph! Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Yellow Guy:Wow, look a line graph! Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Yellow Guy:Wow, look an oblong... Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! (Starting to speed up) Yellow Guy:Wow, look,. nothing! Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Yellow: ...nothing. Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! Yellow: ...nothing. Bird Guy:Digital style! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun! (Getting significantly faster) Bird Guy:CAW! Colin: Do a digital dancing, hey this is fun, do a digital dancing, hey this is fun... (Gradually getting faster and fainter) (Slightly muffled and slowed down chanting) Digital dancing... Digital dancing... Digital dancing... Digit- Text-to-speech actor: I am the stupid one... I am going to paint a picture of a clown... My dad has a computer... You are not invited to the party. Guy in full black suit appears, cuts the film Red Guy:Wait, Wha- *head explodes*