PRIDE SPECIAL!!!! ================================= Sersha: I’m as straight as this pole! Kiara: the pole’s not straight— Sersha: Exactly. ================================= Sammy: Well of course we gays dress well! Sammy: We didn’t spend all that time in the closet for nothing! Rachel: *golf clap* ================================= Ro: Guys. Ro: My dudes. Ro: You have no idea. Ro: how satisfying it is Ro: to be the only girl at a table with five boys Ro: who are all hitting on the waitress Ro: And you’re the one who gets her number. Rachel: GOD BLESS! ================================= Sersha: So, I was at my family’s dinner table, and they were badmouthing the LGBTQ+ community. Sersha: And I was like, defending the community so much that they were like, what are you gay? Rachel, having heard the story a million times: BACK TO THE CLOSET!!!!! ================================= Alex: Can you come out? Ro: Alex, I’m gay. Alex: I know that, silly. Come out to the car. Ro: Car, I’m gay. ================================= Kiara, in the middle of a TED Talk: ...because when the gay people protest, they do it in style. *slide switches to screenshot of a sign* Kiara, reading: Jesus had two dads and he turned out fine. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! ================================= *Rachel, 30, timetravelling to talk to her 13 year old self* Young Rachel: But... when do I start liking boys? Old Rachel: Yeah, see, that’s the neat part. YOU DONT. ================================= Rachel: Do I look straight? Ro: I hope not. Kath: Not since Sersha showed up. Sammy: No. Alex: Nope. Ade: No Swordsman leaders: No The Snake: No. Ray's parents: No. Rachel: I meant my parking. Everyone: Everyone: ================================= Sersha: Alex, tell Rachel she’s an idiot but that I love her anyway. Alex: You tell her yourself. Sersha: We're in a fight. Alex: You're sitting on her lap?
