Welcome to Forktown! It's a strange place, but it's home. Who are the residents of forktown, you may ask? Why, the forkians! Where is forktown? Why, on a remote continent that could be anywhere! (Their airline services are a bit imprecise.) A lot of weird things happen here, like the constant raining of slime balls called Splorts in the summer, so the fork news team is here to make sure you're informed about the situation! They may be incompetent, but they get the job done!
